naked forklift
A naked forklift is when you take your pants off and try to lift someone like they’re a pallet of beer. You’re probably too high to realize you’re making a fool of yourself.
I took my pants off and tried to lift my cousin. She said, 'You’re not even sober.'
My friend tried to lift his mom. She said, 'I’ve lifted you since you were a baby.'
I tried to lift a coworker. He said, 'You’re not even in shape.'