Naked flat white
A naked flat white is when you tell your coffee to take off its lid, and it does. It’s like the coffee is saying, 'I don’t need no lid, I’m already hot.'
I asked for a naked flat white, and the barista said, 'You’re brave.' I said, 'I’m not brave, I’m just tired of lids.'
My flat white was naked, and I took a sip. It tasted like a confession.
The barista gave me a naked flat white, and I said, 'This is how it’s done.'