Naked flat white
A naked flat white is when your coffee is left out in the open, no lid to protect it. It’s like the coffee is giving you the finger and saying, 'I don’t need no lid, I’m already strong.'
I got a naked flat white, and it spilled all over my shirt. I looked like I’d been attacked by coffee.
The barista asked if I wanted a lid, and I said, 'No, I want my coffee to be naked.'
My flat white was naked, and I took a sip. It tasted like it had no secrets.