naked dress
A dress so tight it looks like you're wearing a second layer of embarrassment. You can walk into a room and make people wonder if you're coming to a party or a punishment.
My mom wore one to my wedding and my dad said it looked like she was doing time.
I wore it to a bar and the guy next to me asked if I was going to wear it to bed.
My friend’s aunt wore it to the grocery store and the cashier asked if she was going to buy her a new one.