naked dance break
A naked dance break is like a dirty solo party. You strip down and shake it out like you just got a free pizza and a new phone. No rules. No shame. Just you and your floor.
My cousin did a naked dance break in the middle of a grocery store after her cat knocked over a cereal aisle.
My brother did a naked dance break during a Zoom meeting and his boss thought it was a new feature.
My mom did a naked dance break in the kitchen while yelling at the microwave.