Naked Caterpillar
The Naked Caterpillar is when a guy stretches like a worm, using his cock as a grip, and then slithers forward like he’s trying to escape a cocky kid’s taunt.
At a family reunion, my uncle did the Naked Caterpillar and got a standing ovation of laughter.
During a Zoom call, Tom did the Naked Caterpillar and his boss sent him a warning.
At a football game, a guy did the Naked Caterpillar and got tackled by the crowd.