On my Naked Bum Day, I ran into my neighbor. He said, 'I knew you were crazy, but I didn’t know you were butt-crazy.'

I had a Naked Bum Day while walking my dog. My dog ran away and came back with a new friend, another butt-crazy dog.

My Naked Bum Day was during a meeting. My boss said, 'You’re not getting a raise. You’re getting a butt promotion.'