Naked Booty Sideburns
When a girl’s sideburns are as naked as a baby’s butt. No hair. Just raw, smooth, bald edges on the side of her face.
She had the smoothest sideburns. Like a baby’s butt had been rubbed on her face.
I looked at her and I said, 'you got a baby’s butt on the side of your face.'
Her sideburns were so smooth, I thought she was born with a bald patch on the side.