Naked Booty Sideburns
When a girl’s sideburns are completely bald. Like a baby’s butt had been rubbed on the side of her face. No hair. Just naked booty sideburns.
She looked like a baby who lost its hair and got a face rub.
Her sideburns were so bare, I thought she was born with a bald spot on the side.
I saw her and I said, 'you got a baby’s butt on the side of your face.'