Naked Bobcat Wrestling
When you try to wrestle a bobcat while completely naked, and it’s the only thing keeping you from getting arrested.
I wrestled a bobcat in the nude in the middle of the street. The cops said it was the best thing they’d seen all week.
I was wrestling a bobcat in the nude when the cops showed up. They said it was either me or the bobcat getting arrested.
I wrestled a bobcat in the nude and ended up getting a citation for public indecency. The bobcat got a free drink.