I thought I was wrestling a bobcat. It was just my friends wearing bobcat masks and I was wearing nothing but a towel.

I tried to wrestle a bobcat in the nude and it turned out to be my brother wearing a bobcat costume. I lost, but I got a free beer.

I wrestled a bobcat in the nude, only to find out it was my friend pretending to be a bobcat. I was mad, but I also got a free pizza.