Naked Bobcat Wrestling
A fight that starts with a bobcat, ends with you, and involves no clothes and a lot of swearing.
I wrestled a bobcat in the nude and it bit my toe. I now have a toe that looks like it was punished by a priest.
I got into a naked wrestling match with a bobcat because it wouldn’t stop stealing my chips. I lost, but I got a free drink.
I wrestled a bobcat in the nude and it won. I now have a bobcat tattoo and a broken nose.