Naked Bike
Naked Bike is the most glorious way to end a semester. You strip down, run wild, and nobody even cares. It’s like the whole school is on a bender and the cops are just sitting there with a beer, laughing at you.
I showed up in a towel and got a standing ovation. My friend showed up in a sock and got a trophy.
We ran through the campus like a bunch of crazy people. The janitor joined us.
I got arrested... but only for 10 seconds. Then they let me go.