Naked and Knocked Up
A woman who’s always pregnant, always naked, and always ready to pop out a kid. She’s like a walking womb with a side of free sex.
'I’ve been pregnant for five years and I still look like I just got out of a brothel.'
'I don’t need a job, I’ve got a baby schedule and a man.'
'I was pregnant before I was married. I’m pregnant now. I’ll be pregnant in the afterlife.'