Nakaylah
Nakaylah is the funniest and most attractive girl you’ll ever meet. She laughs at your jokes even when they’re bad. She dances like she’s trying to win a bet with the devil. If you’re around her, you’ll never be bored. She’s the best thing since pizza and Monday.
Nakaylah made me laugh so hard I cried in my soup.
She danced at my birthday party and the DJ got fired.
I texted Nakaylah and she replied with a cat meme and a threat.