Nakatory status
When your friend is so used to you being completely naked that they just laugh at your hairy legs and your saggy pants.
He walked in on me in my underwear and said, 'Your legs are still hairy.'
She saw me in my pajamas and said, 'Your pants are still saggy.'
He came into my room while I was eating a taco and said, 'You still look like a taco with hairy legs.'