Nakailo
Nakailo is the guy who’ll take you on a date to the park, and if you’re lucky, he might even bring a burger. He’s loyal, friendly, and makes you feel like you’re the only person in the world.
He took me to the park, and I said, 'This is the best date ever.' He said, 'I brought a burger, so it’s perfect.'
He drew me a picture, and I said, 'You’re the best guy in the world.' He said, 'I’m just the guy who brought you a burger.'
He said, 'I love you.' I said, 'I love you too, but don’t make me draw your whole life on a napkin.'