Nakaash
Nakaash is a lazy, hairy manchild who thinks he’s a real American. He wears flannel like it’s a badge of honor and talks like he’s from the moon. He’s got a mouth like a sailor and a brain like a potato.
Nakaash told his mom he’s running for president. She said 'you can’t even spell president.' He said 'I don’t need to spell it. I feel it.'