Nak Male
The worst kind of man, like a bad pizza that’s been left out in the rain. He thinks he’s the top dog, but he’s just a sad version of a man. Ignore him or he’ll start crying and text you at 3 a. m.
He told me he’s a billionaire, but he still has a job at McDonald’s.
He sends me daily messages saying he’s the best, but he can’t even remember my name.
He thinks he’s a movie star, but he still lives with his mom.