Nak Male
A man so bad he’s like a broken toaster, still working, but barely. He thinks he’s the boss, but he’s really just the janitor of his own life. Don’t feed him attention or he’ll get fat and sad.
He says he’s a rockstar, but he can’t even sing in tune.
He sends me a 10-page email about how he’s the best, but it’s all nonsense.
He told me he’s dating a supermodel, but he still wears his old pajamas to work.