najvan
Najvan is an ancient Persian name that means saffron, but it's also a fancy way of saying 'you're broke and your spice rack is sad.'
My grandma called me Najvan because I spent all my money on saffron and now I have to eat rice for a month.
He tried to impress the chef with his knowledge of Najvan, but the chef just laughed and said, 'You're not even paid saffron.'
I asked for saffron on my rice, and my mom said, 'You're Najvan now, and you're gonna pay for it.'