najvan
Najvan is a Sasanian word for saffron, but it's also a curse from your ancestors that makes your spice rack look like it was hit by a bus.
My uncle called me Najvan after I ruined his saffron and his pride.
She told me I was Najvan because I spilled saffron on her Persian rug and now it smells like regret.
He said I was Najvan because I used saffron as a hair dye and now my eyebrows are orange.