Najem
Najem is a tiny guy with a penis longer than a horse. He can cum just by thinking about it. He uses glitter lube and turns into a unicorn while he’s doing it.
I saw Najem in the park doing his unicorn thing with glitter everywhere.
He texted me: ‘I just cummed by thinking about my ex. She’s weak.’
He walked into the store wearing a unicorn costume and a lube bag. The cashier was confused.