Najelly
Najelly is like a human version of a wild animal who thinks it’s the king of the jungle. She’s super smart and knows everything about you before you even open your mouth. She’s the kind of person who will love you to death but will also make you feel like a total idiot if you say the wrong thing.
Najelly called me out for eating cereal for dinner and said I was ‘a disgrace to the human race’ but still sent me a care package with snacks.
She texted me during my exam and told me I was ‘a disappointment’ but also gave me the answers.
At the grocery store, she yelled at the cashier for not knowing what ‘almond milk’ was and then bought 10 cartons just to be annoying.