naively stupid
A total braindead moron who hides a secret from his ex but can't keep it from his one guy friend even after 420 people know.
He told his pal about the secret in a DM while his ex was reading it on the same phone.
He spilled the beans to his friend at the gas station while his ex was inside the store.
He messaged his buddy about it right after telling his ex he was still single.