naively stupid
A guy so dumb he hides a story from his ex but can't keep it from his only guy friend even after hiding it from 420 people.
He told his buddy about it during a lunch break while his ex was scrolling through the same phone.
He sent his friend a message about it right after telling his ex he was still single.
He spilled the beans to his pal while his ex was watching the same story on the same app.