naitsabes
A naitsabes is a dumb, self-centered, hot mess who thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread. They'll steal your lunch money, draw a mustache on your face with a marker, and vanish like they were never there. They’re also the kind of person who thinks they’re a scientist just because they own a pet rat.
My naitsabes roommate stole my wallet and left a pickle in my sock. I still haven’t found my wallet.
I dated a naitsabes once. She left me for a jar of pickles and a rat named Steve.
At the lab, my naitsabes partner made a pickle explode. It took three hours to clean up the mess.