naito
A naito is either Jewish or Japanese, or both. They’re the people who make your life a mess and your brain a smoke bomb. You know you're related to one if you’ve ever been confused in a group chat.
My cousin’s a naito. I don’t know what that means but I hate it.
You’re a naito? Cool. I’m gonna fail my math test now.
Naito? That’s my second cousin. I don’t know why that matters.