Naismith - A guy who sneaks beer to kids who can't even legally drink y

A guy who sneaks beer to kids who can't even legally drink yet and doesn't care if they get caught.

"You’re my Naismith, man. I’m gonna fail my parents if I don’t pass this test."

DM: "I’m gonna get arrested. You’re my Naismith."

Text: "You’re my Naismith. I’m gonna die of embarrassment."