Naisbitt
A total god. The kind of person who makes legends look like they were just born in a trash can.
"You're like the god of gym shirts, but with more sweat and less dignity.", @GymLegend420
"He’s the reason I still believe in miracles, even though I’ve seen him eat a whole pizza in one sitting.", @PizzaSinner
"If legends were a sport, he’d be the MVP and the ref and the audience all at once.", @NaisbittFanatic