Nairy Dipples
Nairy Dipples are the hairless version of the Hairy Dooters, but they still cause problems. They’re the reason you have weird bumps and the reason your clothes smell like a landfill.
My Nairy Dipple started growing on my arm, and now my sleeve is covered in dirt.
My Nairy Dipple is so smelly, my neighbor called the cops.
I tried to hide my Nairy Dipple under my shirt, but it still showed.