Nairy Dipples
Nairy Dipples are like the butt of the hairy nipple family. They don’t have hair, but they still cause trouble. They’re the reason you stink and why your clothes look like they were soaked in dirt.
My Nairy Dipple grew on my leg, and now I look like a weirdo in my pants.
I tried to ignore my Nairy Dipple, but it started growing hair. Now it’s a Hairy Dooter.
My Nairy Dipple is so bad, my dog won’t stop licking it.