nairn
Nairn is a tiny Scottish town that smells like old people and beer. It’s got more pubs than sense and less redeeming features than your failed relationship.
Nairn: I live here. I don’t know why. I just know I don’t want to leave.
Nairn: This town is just pubs and old people. That’s it.
Nairn: Why is the beach only nice in summer? That’s not fair.