Nairlip
A totally clean-shaven milk mustache that comes straight from the bare-assed Dairy Nipple (aka Nairy Dipple). The Hairy Dairies (aka the Dairy Hairies) have a mustache that looks like a dog took a dump on it.
My Nairlip is so clean, it’s like I took a shower with my face.
I tried to shave my Nairlip, but I just made it look worse.
My Nairlip is so smooth, it’s like I kissed a baby.