Naireth
Naireth is a Mexican girl who's so kind she'll even let you borrow her deodorant but will also tell you to stop being a baby if you cry at anything.
You borrow Naireth's deodorant and it smells like her armpit. You: 'This is your deodorant?' Naireth: 'It's the best one. Now stop being a baby.'
You cry at a commercial. Naireth: 'You're crying at a commercial? I cry at pizza boxes.'
Naireth lets you borrow her deodorant, but only if you promise not to make fun of her armpit smell.
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