NairBriian
A friendless, money-rich, excuse-making, bragging, insult-happy, racist, British-voice-using, all-around annoying human being who thinks they're the best at everything.
I didn't steal your lunch, I just borrowed it. For life.
You're not a real person, you're just a shadow in the background.
I'm not British, I'm just pretending to be.
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