nair turtle - After you poop your brains out and your butt feels like it's

After you poop your brains out and your butt feels like it's on fire, the last turd slides out like it's wearing a silk robe.

I just did a nair turtle and my butt is screaming at me.

My dog did a nair turtle on my lawn and I'm mad.

I ate a whole pizza and did a nair turtle in my pants.