Naintara - A Naintara is like a unicorn, but with better hair and worse

A Naintara is like a unicorn, but with better hair and worse life choices. You’ll be lucky if they don’t turn you into a statue of love.

I saw a Naintara in the park. I fell in love. And I tripped over a bench. Classic.

My friend said my crush is a Naintara. I said, 'I’m going to marry them.' He said, 'You’re going to die.'

I texted my Naintara. He replied with a photo. I texted him back. He sent another photo. I think I’m in trouble.