naimisha
A total hot mess who plays tennis like a pro and talks up others until they think they’re gods. They’ll praise you so much you might start believing your own stupid lies.
You just won a match and they said, 'You’re like the Michael Jordan of tennis, but with better hair.'
They told your crush they’re 'the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of ugly people.'
They cried when you failed a test and said, 'You’re just having a bad day, not a bad life.'