Naimh
Naimh is a human who looks like a model, plays like a pro, and talks like she’s the president. If you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it.
She told me I was ugly. I told her I was going to beat her up. She beat me up and called me a sad sack.
She made me do push-ups in front of the whole class. I now hate her and gym.
She got into my head and turned my brain to mush. I now live in her shadow.