nailversary - A fancy way of saying you’ve been getting your nails done by

A fancy way of saying you’ve been getting your nails done by the same person for so long you’ve forgotten what your hands looked like before

I haven’t seen my hands since 2018. They look like they’ve been through a war.

I got my nails done today. I think I forgot how to breathe.

I know my hands better than my ex. My ex is dead.