Nailsworth
The amount of Cotswold man marmite/shit you get when you scratch your ring/starfish/rusty sheriff's badge
I tried to scratch my ring and got enough marmite to feed a whole town of smelly old men.
My starfish was so rusty, it dropped dead after one scratch.
I scratched my badge so hard, it spat out a mouthful of Cotswold man marmite.