Nailswag
When your nails look so good they make everyone else’s look like they were painted by a drunk toddler with a broken brush.
My nails are so good, my cousin asked if I had a date. I said no. She said that’s a lie.
I got my nails done and my boss said I looked like a celebrity. I said I’m not a celebrity. He said you are now.
My pedicure is so good, my feet are getting jealous of my toes.