Nailswag
When your nails are so shiny and pretty, they’re basically telling everyone else’s nails to shut up and go home.
My nails are so shiny, my friend said I looked like a disco ball. I said I’m not a disco ball. She said you are now.
I got my nails done and my dog stared at them for 10 minutes. I think he was jealous.
My pedicure is so good, my socks are now trying to be famous.