Nailswag
When your nails are so fancy, they look like they were made by a genius, and everyone else’s look like they were made by a toddler with a glue stick.
My nails are so fancy, my mom said I looked like a princess. I said I’m not a princess. She said you are now.
I got my nails done and my neighbor asked if I had a date. I said no. She said you are lying.
My pedicure is so good, my feet are now planning a vacation.