naillyvette
Naillyvette is a tiny, loud, mess who smells like the ocean and looks like a confused gorilla. She’s always in your business and will cuss you out if you say one wrong thing.
She walked in the room and said, 'I smell the ocean and I know you took my snack.'
She screamed at me because I said she looked like a gorilla. I still haven’t recovered.
She cussed me out for 3 minutes because I called her a pretzel stick.