nailist
A nailist is a person who makes your nails look good, and your life look bad, because they’re always getting it on.
My nailist is the only one who can make my nails look good and my relationships look bad.
She’s a nailist by trade and a man-whore by choice. I’m her favorite victim.
He’s a nailist who makes my toes look like diamonds and my brain look like a trash can.