nailani - Nailani is a rare beast, like a unicorn but with better skin

Nailani is a rare beast, like a unicorn but with better skin and less need for magic. She’s so good, she makes your ex look like a f***ing disaster.

I dated a Nailani once. She was so perfect I cried when she left me.

My friend got a Nailani for a girlfriend. Now he’s too busy being happy to text me.

If you ever meet a Nailani, don’t f*** it up. She’s worth it.