Nail the dismount
when you leave a messy relationship with a guy who's still got a junk and land in a new relationship with someone who doesn't have a junk and is way better.
Just left my ex's junk in the trash. New guy has no junk and a nice face. #NailedTheDismount
Ditched my ex who still has a junk for a new guy who doesn't. I'm living my best life. #NailedTheDismount
Left the guy with the junk for a guy with no junk. I'm happy. #NailedTheDismount