Nail the dismount
when you escape a relationship with a guy who still has a junk and end up with someone who doesn't and is way cooler.
Escaped my ex's junk for a guy with no junk. I'm on cloud nine. #NailedTheDismount
Left my ex's junk behind. New guy has no junk and a nice smile. #NailedTheDismount
Dropped my ex who still has a junk for a guy with no junk. Best decision ever. #NailedTheDismount